You can pry my grandkids’ sheet cake from my cold, dead hands

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By andrewseveApr 2, 2014, 8:03 am28 pts
In a last-ditch effort to dissuade millions of American children from a diet of Funyuns and unadulterated corn syrup, the U.S. Department of Agriculture appears to have given up on trying to reach them through their parents. (Cut to rush-hour scene of a bus full of adults gnawing on McRib sandwiches, in…

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